I've noticed that we've had a few problems with animals lately. There was my trouble with dogs yesterday, my trouble with horses last fall, Jihadist deer throwing themselves in front of Cory, and it even seems as if the squirrels are spying on us. I have begun to realize that Tim Bedore's Animal Conspiracy is becoming a reality.
Think about it. The horses and deer are trying to slow us down, making the dog's job easier as they tag-team on us, and they are all getting reports of our movements from the squirrels. It all makes sense now. They don't like us, and don't like the way we live our lives, so they are trying to do us in.
Be careful out there, and watch out for the squirrels.
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