Blogger Addiction

Do you have a Blogger Addiction? Lets find out:

Have you had problems at work or school (lateness, missed time, errors, etc.) due to your time spent blogging?
Ummm, no. Not really what I'd call a problem.

Is your Blogging making your home life unhappy?
Well, OK. It's come up a few times.

Do you Blog in order to help you feel more comfortable around people?
Whatever. I'm never really comfortable around people.

Have you spent money on Blogging that was supposed to be spent on other things, like children's clothes?
Rent? Money owed to others?
Blogging is like free, man.

Have you been spending time with undesirable people because of Blogging?
I've got one word for you . . . Donny.

Has your Blogging led you to take dangerous risks?
I read Chris Hansen's Blog. That's pretty risky behaviour.

Do you get cravings for Blogging?
Everyday.

Has your Blogging led you to do things you are ashamed of?
See this post.

Have you ever Blogged in the morning?
Most mornings.

Have you been involved in fights when Blogging?
Only a couple of times.

Do you ever Blog in order to escape worries?
What, me worry?

Is it hard for you to imagine living your life without your Blog?
Acck?

Have you ever thought you should cut back on your Blogging?
Right after I cut back on breathing.

Has anyone ever criticized your Blogging?
All the f**king time. Everybody's a f**king critic.

Have you ever been arrested for a Blog-related incident?
Not yet. It's only a matter of time.

Have you ever had trouble remembering what happened as a result of Blogging?
What?

Have you ever had a health problem because of your Blogging?
Other than being fat and sloppy?

Have you ever lied about your Blogging?
Never! Well, maybe. OK, once.